Bentendowhis Does A Nuzlocke - Part 2
Ah, it’s a brand new morning, and a great place to start off-
Oh, right. I remember. The most boring area ever. ANYWAYS
As we walk into town we’re immediately called over by our friends: Shauna, Serena, Trevor, and Tierno. How cute.
So we were called here to get a Pokémon. Bets are on for how long this one will last. But before we’re introduced to the new friend Jeromy, Tierno has an - ahem - “interesting” idea.
Yes, we’d be closer friends if we had nicknames. Not anything silly like “getting to know each other” or “character development” or anything. Nope. Nicknames. That’s what makes friendships, people.
So the crew comes up with some pretty dumb names, except Trevor, whose nickname I’m slightly interested in, except…
Wait, “Pick your own”? Yes, please! Now, I kinda liked Trevor’s nickname, so what if I…?
So yeah, these guys will be calling me Big Boss throughout the game. Totally worth it. Anyways, weren’t we here to get some Pokémon or something?
Now, considering the first two Gyms are Bug and Rock, I think it’d be best for me to choose Froakie. By the time I reach Gyms that’d be difficult for him, I’ll have more Pokémon… hopefully… assuming he even makes it that far…
Anyways, going by the ProJared naming method, this Froakie will be named Crewcluh. Welcome to the team, Crewcluh!
Ah yes, the jokes about the professor having sex with the player’s mother while they’re on a journey continue. They escalate further, even!
Perfume, really? I mean what’s going on here? The candles, the music, the sexy red dress…
Anyways, let’s go deliver this letter, I guess. But first…
Oh, of course. Wouldn’t be a Pokémon game without a “surprise” first rival battle. Anyways, she chose Fennekin, and Crewcluh already knows Bubble, so the battle was quick.
Yes, give me all your life savings! That’s what you get for battling with Big Boss. So after that, we should head back home for now.
"…or are you just happy to see me?"
Oh by the way, she first thinks the letter from Sycamore is a love letter. Way to be subtle, Nintendo. Anyways, she does the usual Pokémon mom stuff, giving me clothes and a Town Map, telling me how to use it even though I told her I already knew how to. (Why bother giving me an option, then?)
So, it’s finally time to begin our adventure! For real this time! Yayifications! I’m sure nothing will go wro-
OH GOD HELP IT’S ATTACKING IT’S EATING ME ALIIIIIVE
I’VE NEVER FELT SUCH PAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I ACTUALLY CANT BELIEVE THIS
I CAN ‘T SOTP LAUGHIGN
*très ben. goddammit professor you spelled it wrong
Well, there WERE three characters to choose from. So there COULD be très Ben. *shot*
Bentendowhis Does A Nuzlocke - Part 1
Welcome to the first part of my Pokémon X Nuzlocke! Let’s start off like every other Pokemon game does, shall we?
Ah yes, the French (I MEAN KALOS) professor that everyone on Tumblr loves to sexualize (for some strange reason). Anyways, on to making our character.
Anyways, from the broad selection from white, white, and slightly not white, I chose this guy. And… thanks? My name isn’t exactly fit for France (SORRY KALOS)
So the game shows this Fletchling flying into my room when-
OW DUDE THAT HURT WHYYYYY
Well that was a rude awakening. Great start to my Pokémon adventure. Anyways, let’s explore the starting room.
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There’s not too much going on here, except- Hang on, excuse me? I have a dad in this game? Do we finally have a protagonist with two living parents, or will this be another Gen III thing?
After changing into our adventure clothes, we see that we shouldn’t have gotten our hopes up. We have a mother, but our supposed father is nowhere to be found. He isn’t gonna be a phone that gives me tons of money, is he?
Also, just like Gen III, we’ve just moved in to Vaniville Town. I just hope we didn’t have to sleep in the moving van this time (Seriously, what was with that?).
After meeting two of our future friends (Man, this is a huge leap forward from previous generations. First we only had one rival, then in Black and White we had 2 rivals. Now, in X and Y, we get four! What’s next, eight rivals? Sixteen?! 32?!?!?!), we see that this guy really loves science. Wouldn’t be a Pokémon game without you, science-loving Hiker.
Anyways, enough fooling around, let’s go catch up with Serena and Shauna. BUT FIRST! Time to venture into Route 1, which is sure to be exciti-
…oh, seriously? That’s it? *sigh* Okay then, let’s move on, I guess.
Well, that should be good enough for now. It’s getting late, so I may do more tonight, or save it for tomorrow. I’ll be open to suggestions for starters, and I’d appreciate any tips on stuff that I’ve missed or stuff that I should show off. Anyways, thanks for reading, and I hope you’ve enjoyed this first part to my first ever Pokémon Nuzlocke Adventure!
Good news, everyone! I’m gonna be doing my first ever Nuzlocke (in Pokémon X), in which I will likely fail within the first hour. But oh well, it’s a learning experience!
Drawing influence from both ProJared and PKMN Rob, rules from both of their Nuzlockes will be used here. I’ll make random sounds for names, and will catch 2 Pokemon per route.
As a result of the voting (1-0), I’ll post updates so you people can follow along. Now, since I don’t have a fancy-schmancy 3DS capture card, I’ll have to do the next best thing: a crappy phone screenshot playthrough. I’ll update when important events happen. I haven’t done a screenshot LP or anything before - I normally do video LPs - so bear with me.
These will be tagged with “#Bentendowhis does a Nuzlocke” if you want to keep up for some strange reason.
Anyways, wish me luck!
So because of free Pokemon, I’m gonna be doing a Nuzlocke in Pokemon X. Should I just play through it on my own or would people be interested in a crappy phone screenshot playthrough of it?
this guy is systematically undoing the world
shut the fuck up james
Also I only need 8 Pokemon (All Legendaries, three of them Event ones) until I have obtained them all, and then I get a Shiny Charm. SO HYPED